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100% Cotton Tapestry Afghan
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Farmer's Will
I here by leave:
To my banker: My soul. He's got the mortgage on it
anyway.
To the farm advisor: Fifty bushels of corn. See if he
can hit the high market. I never did.
To the U.S.D.A Farm Service Agency: My farm plan.
Maybe they can understand it.
To the junkman: My machinery. He has had his
eye on most of it for years.
To my neighbor: My clown suit. He'll need it if
he continues to farm as he has in the past.
To my undertaker: A special request: Six or more
implement and fertilizer dealers for pallbearers
, please. the are used to carring me.
To the weatherman: Rain, sleet and snow for the
funeral. No sense in having good weather now.
To the grave digger: Don't bother. The hole I'm in
should be big enough.
To the monument maker. Just write for my epitaph,
"Here lies the farmer who has now assumed
all his duties."
©Ron Knox Studios
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Mill Street Design
155 Westerly Hills Drive
Forest City, NC 28043
United States
Ph: 800-322-3034
Fax: 888-999-7425
e-mail: orders@millstreetdesign.com
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