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100% Cotton Tapestry Afghan
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Farmer's Will
I here by leave:
To my banker: My soul. He's got the mortgage on it
anyway.
To the farm advisor: Fifty bushels of corn. See if he
can hit the high market. I never did.
To the U.S.D.A Farm Service Agency: My farm plan.
Maybe they can understand it.
To the junkman: My machinery. He has had his
eye on most of it for years.
To my neighbor: My clown suit. He'll need it if
he continues to farm as he has in the past.
To my undertaker: A special request: Six or more
implement and fertilizer dealers for pallbearers
, please. the are used to carring me.
To the weatherman: Rain, sleet and snow for the
funeral. No sense in having good weather now.
To the grave digger: Don't bother. The hole I'm in
should be big enough.
To the monument maker. Just write for my epitaph,
"Here lies the farmer who has now assumed
all his duties."
ŠRon Knox Studios
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 Mill Street Design
155 Westerly Hills Drive
Forest City, NC 28043
United States
Ph: 828-247-6010 Ext. 11
Fax: 828-247-0073
e-mail: orders@millstreetdesign.com
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